HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUZY!!!! congratulations on making it another year around the sun, and thank you for letting me come along for the ride. it's wild that we went from calling each other dumbasses on twitter and thinking the other wears eau de demon, to becoming friends, to becoming good friends and like, i love you, you are one of the dearest people in this whole stink-ass world to me. not to be a corny bitch, but the entire dumpster fire that was vld was worth it for me because somehow we crawled out of it together, and then left it in the garbage where it belongs.

you are such a kind and compassionate person who always gives people a chance, you are so ridiculously smart and creative, you're such a fun person to spend time with, and i feel like i can talk with you forever about anything. it is a fucking great injustice that some people don't treat you as well as they should, but i guess it is too much to ask of most people to use their fuckin brains!!!!! you're such a supportive friend, you've genuinely helped me thru some times i've felt like ass, and i hope i've been able to do the same for you. i know that you can accomplish anything, and i will do everything i can to wrestle out any roadblocks in the way. you are also ridiculously adorable, it is just wild?? to me how great you are. due to having 45 helium balloons and nothing else in my chart except a couple of dumbass crabs, i am pretty terrible at expressing how much i love the people i care about and think y'all are super rad, but i hope... i am making sense...

here's to many more years of friendship, to every time i will break u out of jail for pisces crimes, to every time you (correctly) remind me that i have limited rights due to all this goddamn air in my chart, and to well, fuckin everything. here's to another year of not being swallowed up by the void, from the pisces queen herself.

ps, since u didn't let me get u a cake, i got... this picture instead.